idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
