I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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