I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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