No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
there's paper in my vomit.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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