the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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