We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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