so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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