Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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