Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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