I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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