You really coming over, don't trick.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
