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I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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