can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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