ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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