R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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