my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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