Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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