suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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