I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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