Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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