just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
She needs sedatives and a leash
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just had sex on a roof
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
