There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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