Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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