Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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