i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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