In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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