She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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