Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
