Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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