why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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