I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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