Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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