How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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