drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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