your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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