i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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