Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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