And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
My penis needs a shock collar
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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