Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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