They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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