how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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