so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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