I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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