i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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