I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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