I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
