You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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