: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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