are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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