If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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