Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
