I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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